i always wondered what the kind of “ironic” style of breakfast humor was all about i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “brunch” and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “waffle irons” and “i love cooking inside waffle irons” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. i first started eating breakfast when i was about 12. Yes, that kitty is probably the head of a multi-national conglomerated business.uh.thing. Attempts to break it up with chopsticks had proved futile. I used a potato masher once on an especially dense toddler poop the size and shape of a softball. Jailbrekr A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING Reminds me of that other famous post, "Every morning I take a heroic poo poo in the sink and slam it down the plughole with the palm of my hand. I hope you were awarded the medal you deserve for this. We were in the war and well away from basic ablutions and so forth it was the middle of summer and the stench from no mans land was at times unbearable we were advised the germans were in some state of restocking and refreshing troop so that we had time for a brief reprieve from the front 24 hours we ran straight to the nearest village hoping they wouldn't chase us away and that they may happen to have sausages meat cheeses beer anyway i took a poo poo in a sink and had to waffle stomp it down the drain with my hand. I had a waffle stomp like situation a long time ago. If I can do a smelly fart at the same time it would be a good simulation. I'll try and remember to use the bath plughole next time and stomp it down while pretending it's poop. Too late now, but I wouldn't have anyway because my cheapass sink might have collapsed. Who here has done a waffle stomp (with poop) in rl? Only TRUE and HONEST posts pls, tia.Įdit: Waffle stomping poop only pls, not vomit, beacause the latter would be loving disgusting.īigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Dec 11, 2020 Surely a SIGN that I need to post about waffle stomping. Symptoms of prodromal schizophrenia? Who knows, but this is GBS not FYAD leaking into the unconscious so at least it's less toxic.Īnyway it got me wondering whether many GBSers have ever done a waffle stomp in real life.Īnd tonight, rinsing a peanut butter jar, there was this: Through sheer force of will I managed to avoid repeating it mentally more than a few times (a habit I'm prone to with certain phrases, e.g. A couple of days ago the phrase suddenly popped (pooped?) into my head: WAFFLE STOMP.
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